Poop Party

Rag Na Rock N Roll

2007-10-03T19:26:44Z

A good month, this is going to be. I have some awesome plans, mainly shows, that I'm looking forward to.

This Friday is MC Chris! and Pinback, Architecture in Helsinki on my big 2-0, maybe Of Montreal, and at the end of the month, GWAR.

Of course Halloween is this month and I'm really looking forward to all the festivities. I've been deliberating on a costume, but my mind has been made up for me.

It just kind of sucks that all my plans are a little constricted due to my broken bone, so no dancing or bike races for me. But still, I CAN'T WAIT! (and I get off work for a week!)

the_terdinator @ 2007-07-09T18:11:00

2007-07-09T22:16:08Z

The new house is awesome and I really like everyone living in it. Mike is a really nice and cool guy, Gin He is my best friend, Kelly is my sister and Robby is just hilarious, so I'm really looking forward to this year ahead.

Got my bike fixed too!!; any minute problem in the carborator can really fuck it up.

Now I want to go swimming and to a good party.

the_terdinator @ 2007-04-20T16:59:00

2007-04-20T21:00:22Z

I want to make the world's biggest rootbeer float.

Look for me in Guiness.

the_terdinator @ 2007-04-16T22:02:00

2007-04-17T02:08:17Z

Today has been a wierd day, because I've been sick. Honey, that don't happen to me!

To describe it, it's like aliens did an experiment on me, and there's some kind of human shaped form trying to beat itself out of my body. They shoved something into my throat and inserted flem, and sucked all the substance out of my innards. Sometimes I'm throbbing with heat, and sometimes I'm internally freezing. And there's a beehive in my head.

It's bizarre though that it's been coming in waves all day.

How bizarre, how bizarre.

Can't wait to see my baby again. She needs some excerise!

the_terdinator @ 2007-03-31T20:33:00

2007-04-01T00:34:21Z

Found a hog.

the_terdinator @ 2007-03-29T16:18:00

2007-03-29T20:32:14Z

It's nice as shit outside. Having the windows open and having no cloth covering my arms is nice, and with the incense burning and the air easier to take in remind me of certain happy memories. Sometimes I can't place that reminiscent feeling with memories, but I know they're there.

My dad and I might be going to look at a hog tonight...not sure but damn I hope so. Got to get one before spring has moved on.

You get so much more energetic in the nice seasons. It's tight as shit because I'm usually like a zombie.

But back to school in a few days...

the_terdinator @ 2007-02-14T11:10:00

2007-02-14T16:13:44Z

All you guys take your ladies out on this gorgeous snowy day!

Especially since some classes are cancelled.

the_terdinator @ 2007-01-08T00:00:00

2007-01-08T05:01:37Z

I slept for more hours than I was awake today.
And now no one is online anymore; it's too late to do anything loud.
Therefore I guess I have to do some homework.

the_terdinator @ 2006-12-01T00:53:00

2006-12-01T05:53:03Z

Daily Cactus Pear Log:

Day 1; 11/29 - tough outside, kiwi green, grassy taste; inner layer, some-what banana-tasting, light green; seedy, tough core, tastes like freezer burn

Day 2; 11/30 - No noteable distinctions

the_terdinator @ 2006-10-31T17:55:00

2006-10-31T22:55:22Z

What the hell?!?!

It's fucking Halloween!

Get the fuck out of the library!!!!!!!!!!

the_terdinator @ 2006-10-29T01:25:00

2006-10-29T06:26:32Z

Crazy night. Crazy crazy crazy.

But my skin looks good.

the_terdinator @ 2006-10-23T23:23:00

2006-10-24T03:27:59Z

The Whistling Dog Runner is so adorable, firstly. He runs marathons with his dogs, and perches himself on walls gazing at the community while the two sleep curled up in balls at hi feet!

Secondly, I have some queries:

How long, if killed instantly, would an erection take to fall?
It depends on the death, I suppose, whether you lose blood in the process or not.

How long would it take for one to suck a dick until it withers down to the veins? How many licks
does it take to get to the center.....

Thirdly, Central Perk has a BANGIN selection of teas, and I shall try them all.

the_terdinator @ 2006-09-27T21:35:00

2006-09-28T01:35:57Z

Oh Mah Gawwwwd. Pumkin Spiced Chai at Starbucks.

Spread the word.

the_terdinator @ 2006-09-25T22:50:00

2006-09-26T02:58:10Z

Can somebody tell me what the fuck philology is?!?!?! Some old russian bastard is boring, ill tell you that. Yo I've been SBDing this week away! I need to quit that shit!

And I've got my Halloween costume kinks alllll worked out

the_terdinator @ 2006-09-06T02:51:00

2006-09-06T06:51:17Z

Fuckin even though I never had any limits or rules growing up (so this is no different), it's really tight that no one else does either. Bitte.

the_terdinator @ 2006-09-03T04:01:00

2006-09-03T08:02:08Z

Why does everyone go to bed at midnight on a saturday college night?!?!?!?

SOMEBODY WAKE UP!

the_terdinator @ 2006-08-30T20:48:00

2006-08-31T00:49:45Z

My dorm is so tight but no one wants to come because it's far. So I hang out in the shit dorms.
And there are swarms of people every day I can't see the sidewalks.

But it's tiiight.

the_terdinator @ 2006-08-21T16:51:00

2006-08-21T20:44:49Z

BUST

the_terdinator @ 2006-08-16T12:35:00

2006-08-16T16:31:34Z

I'm supposed to be going to Canada this Saturday, but of course, silly me, I have absolutely no plans or way of transportation yet.
I do this every time.
Last year it was easier because we had a car to go on a whim with.

Haha ahh well, we'll see if it will work out. There's a thousand dollars for two of us.

CANADA OR BUST

the_terdinator @ 2006-08-02T19:19:00

2006-08-02T23:16:45Z

I swam in an ocean of a billion ponies today.

Three day itinerary:

- 80's Night
- Warped Tour (Against Me!)
- Ghost Fart Tour
We're going to blow those ghosts out of the water!

Vaca with the fam was tight, but not as much as what these have in store!

the_terdinator @ 2006-07-23T12:59:00

2006-07-23T17:30:41Z

How is it that nobody is awake, over 18, sober and licensed in newark at 3 am?!

the_terdinator @ 2006-07-13T13:31:00

2006-07-13T17:33:55Z

I ran across Newark to take a secret poop and dove in the waterfall creek.
I love summer nights.

K Mart better watch its back.

the_terdinator @ 2006-06-16T23:38:00

2006-06-17T03:42:20Z

I had to contact someone at UD because I missed the math test deadline and I needed my password containing the word poop e-mailed to me.

And instead of taking it now I'm watching a Drew Barrymore Goes to Highschool movie.

the_terdinator @ 2006-06-12T11:42:00

2006-06-12T15:44:36Z

Senior week was a non-stop people in and out party. It was extra tight because it was at my house. I used my flask once or twice; doesn't mean I didn't fulfill my goal of consistent inebriation. Time to get this party started (after grammy makes my oatmeal)!

Can't wait to see everyone at UD next year.

the_terdinator @ 2006-05-18T19:59:00

2006-05-18T23:57:15Z

A promising philosophy: WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

I wanna jam it wit you.