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A good month, this is going to be. I have some awesome plans, mainly shows, that I'm looking forward to.

This Friday is MC Chris! and Pinback, Architecture in Helsinki on my big 2-0, maybe Of Montreal, and at the end of the month, GWAR.

Of course Halloween is this month and I'm really looking forward to all the festivities. I've been deliberating on a costume, but my mind has been made up for me.

It just kind of sucks that all my plans are a little constricted due to my broken bone, so no dancing or bike races for me. But still, I CAN'T WAIT! (and I get off work for a week!)

The new house is awesome and I really like everyone living in it. Mike is a really nice and cool guy, Gin He is my best friend, Kelly is my sister and Robby is just hilarious, so I'm really looking forward to this year ahead.

Got my bike fixed too!!; any minute problem in the carborator can really fuck it up.

Now I want to go swimming and to a good party.

I want to make the world's biggest rootbeer float.

Look for me in Guiness.

Today has been a wierd day, because I've been sick. Honey, that don't happen to me!

To describe it, it's like aliens did an experiment on me, and there's some kind of human shaped form trying to beat itself out of my body. They shoved something into my throat and inserted flem, and sucked all the substance out of my innards. Sometimes I'm throbbing with heat, and sometimes I'm internally freezing. And there's a beehive in my head.

It's bizarre though that it's been coming in waves all day.

How bizarre, how bizarre.

Can't wait to see my baby again. She needs some excerise!

It's nice as shit outside. Having the windows open and having no cloth covering my arms is nice, and with the incense burning and the air easier to take in remind me of certain happy memories. Sometimes I can't place that reminiscent feeling with memories, but I know they're there.

My dad and I might be going to look at a hog tonight...not sure but damn I hope so. Got to get one before spring has moved on.

You get so much more energetic in the nice seasons. It's tight as shit because I'm usually like a zombie.

But back to school in a few days...

All you guys take your ladies out on this gorgeous snowy day!

Especially since some classes are cancelled.

I slept for more hours than I was awake today.
And now no one is online anymore; it's too late to do anything loud.
Therefore I guess I have to do some homework.

Daily Cactus Pear Log:

Day 1; 11/29 - tough outside, kiwi green, grassy taste; inner layer, some-what banana-tasting, light green; seedy, tough core, tastes like freezer burn

Day 2; 11/30 - No noteable distinctions

What the hell?!?!

It's fucking Halloween!

Get the fuck out of the library!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy night. Crazy crazy crazy.

But my skin looks good.

The Whistling Dog Runner is so adorable, firstly. He runs marathons with his dogs, and perches himself on walls gazing at the community while the two sleep curled up in balls at hi feet!

Secondly, I have some queries:

How long, if killed instantly, would an erection take to fall?
It depends on the death, I suppose, whether you lose blood in the process or not.

How long would it take for one to suck a dick until it withers down to the veins? How many licks
does it take to get to the center.....

Thirdly, Central Perk has a BANGIN selection of teas, and I shall try them all.

Oh Mah Gawwwwd. Pumkin Spiced Chai at Starbucks.

Spread the word.

Can somebody tell me what the fuck philology is?!?!?! Some old russian bastard is boring, ill tell you that. Yo I've been SBDing this week away! I need to quit that shit!

And I've got my Halloween costume kinks alllll worked out

Fuckin even though I never had any limits or rules growing up (so this is no different), it's really tight that no one else does either. Bitte.

Why does everyone go to bed at midnight on a saturday college night?!?!?!?

SOMEBODY WAKE UP!

My dorm is so tight but no one wants to come because it's far. So I hang out in the shit dorms.
And there are swarms of people every day I can't see the sidewalks.

But it's tiiight.

I'm supposed to be going to Canada this Saturday, but of course, silly me, I have absolutely no plans or way of transportation yet.
I do this every time.
Last year it was easier because we had a car to go on a whim with.

Haha ahh well, we'll see if it will work out. There's a thousand dollars for two of us.

CANADA OR BUST

I swam in an ocean of a billion ponies today.

Three day itinerary:

- 80's Night
- Warped Tour (Against Me!)
- Ghost Fart Tour
We're going to blow those ghosts out of the water!

Vaca with the fam was tight, but not as much as what these have in store!

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